What I've Learned

Don't start a blog that requires you to purchase an expensive beverage regularly. Talk about something that's free, or something that you were going to do anyway.

Like, for instance, I probably eat fast food as much as four times a week lately. That would be some good blogging. Hey, JITB, ease up on the mayo, OK?

Or, perhaps, I can write about not going to the gym. I have been not going to the gym every day for a month. That's like 30 blog posts about what I am doing not at the gym. I could talk about my Netflix addiction, or the fact that my room is really, really clean.

I could talk about moving—yet again—across town. Again.

I could tell my adoring public that I'm broke. But hey, everybody's broke right now.

Fact is, I drink wine now and then, but it isn't my life. Credit cards are my life. Rent is my life. Trying not to get fired is my life. And nobody wants to read about that.

And if they did, they'd check me out on facebook.

Cheers!